A (H1N1) Swine Flu

Recently... there has been alot of talk on the H1N1 Virus...

I tried to do some research... and i found an ASTONISHING TRUTH about that VIRUS


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Haha... I just wasted 1 minute of your life!! :P

Was just bored at work... and wanted to post something as I haven't posted in a while :D

A big day for the W2, & W3 girls :)

This weekend just FLEW PAST....

Haha, there was a baptism this week in church. A total of 13 of my cg members got baptized on Saturday.

Here are the befores :P

Looks like they are wearing a uniform huh? :P

Lol Ryan was the only one not getting baptized in there

Lol... Reena's sexy leg :P

And this is the after...Kindof blur shot though :(

Then after I went for dinner with Daniel, and two beautiful princesses :P

And the next day with my key leaders from the cg ;)

And well... pfft... thinking of work tomorrow now... haha, I like my job, but i wonder why i dread going to work just thinking about it on Sunday nights :/

Interesting Signages

I was in Ipoh recently, and i saw this sign on top of some cookies which i thought was very interesting...

The Cookies realli realli looks expensive huh?

Haha... Anyway, below are some funny signs spotted around the world...

Spotted in a toilet of a London office: 

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

In a London Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:

PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Outside a London second-hand shop: 

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.

WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Spotted in a safari park: 

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a London conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT,

THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a field: 

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,

BUT THE BULL CHARGES

On a repair shop door: 

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING

(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR,

THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)

People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :

At a Budapest zoo: 

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.

IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD,

GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Doctors clinic, Rome :

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Hotel, Acapulco :

THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY

PASSED ALL THE WATER

SERVED HERE.

In a Nairobi restaurant:

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR

WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT

AND SEE THE MANAGER.

In a City restaurant: 

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK,

AND WEEKENDS TOO.

In a Calcutta Coffee House:

PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE

STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED

COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS

710???

This story is from a friend....

it goes,

Yesterday I was having some work done at the workshop. A woman came in and asked for a 'seven-hundred- ten'. 

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?" 

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." 

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !! 

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" 

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." 

Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is..........

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BigjonThe EVANGELIST

Haha, I just did a test on facebook... Which five fold ministry do you belong to.

The result was...

EVANGELIST!!

I wonder if that is what I will do in the future 

*in deep thought*

2 Timothy 4:5 (21KJV) But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, fulfill thy ministry. Revelation 20:4 (NLT) Then I saw thrones, and the people sitting on them had been given the authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded for their testimony about Jesus and for proclaiming the word of God. They had not worshiped the beast or his statue, nor accepted his mark on their forehead or their hands. They all came to life again, and they reigned with Christ for a thousand years..

I watched this movie... it is pretty awesome. Haven't watched movies like this in a while.

This moive is about a mum who's child when missing. And when the police managed to find him, he wasn't the boy the mum knew. He was a different person.

The mum knew the boy was not her child. But yet, everyone around wasn't conviced. Finally the mum manages to prove that the boy isn't her son after a long struggle with the Police.

This is probably one of the best Angelina Jolie movies i've seen in a while. Definitely recommended.

I rate this: 8.5/ 10

Forgetful me!

Hhaha... guess what, I totally forgot about Leaders meeting tonight!

I got a sms from pstr foo asking me to join in the ZLs for a meeting tonight. I read the sms around 8.15pm (leaders meeting started at 8) and I replied: "Hi sry, just read your message. Was busy with work, I guess its too late to come now."

So then i took my own sweet time, went for my workout in the gym... went for dinner, and took my time to go home.

When I reached home, I called Zhiwei, asking him to help me out with street ministry worship this coming June. And he told me: "eh bigjon, I'm right now in leaders meeting." I was like getting slapped hard on the face! Haha.... totally forgot about leaders meeting tonight.

This the first time I forgot to come... hope there won't be any more.

My mums birthday surprise!

My mum with her presents. A collage photo and also a 8GB ipod nano! 

Haha cool huh? a 59 year old mum using an ipod nano! :P

Anyway, the surprise didn't really go as planned. Many errors made this time.

but oh well, she turned out realli blur and did not realize that so many errors in organizing the surprise for her heheh!

I hope she's happy :)

I made a collage for her using picasa. and it turned out quite well!! :D

Here are some pics i took last weekend.

My mums birthday Collage

Me and the guy cousins :)

The birthday cake

My sisters neighbours. A family from india!

My mum coming out from the toilet, and we're singing her birthday song for her! haha...

My nephew Emmanuel. Look at the contrast between his skin color and my dads! Huge difference!