Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Saturday, May 30, 2009

A (H1N1) Swine Flu

Recently... there has been alot of talk on the H1N1 Virus...

I tried to do some research... and i found an ASTONISHING TRUTH about that VIRUS


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Haha... I just wasted 1 minute of your life!! :P

Was just bored at work... and wanted to post something as I haven't posted in a while :D




Saturday, May 16, 2009

Interesting Signages

I was in Ipoh recently, and i saw this sign on top of some cookies which i thought was very interesting...


The Cookies realli realli looks expensive huh?



Haha... Anyway, below are some funny signs spotted around the world...

Spotted in a toilet of a London office: 
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Outside a London second-hand shop: 
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Spotted in a safari park: 
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a London conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a field: 
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL CHARGES

On a repair shop door: 
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR,
THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)

People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :

At a Budapest zoo: 
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.
IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD,
GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Doctors clinic, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Hotel, Acapulco :
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY
PASSED ALL THE WATER
SERVED HERE.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR
WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT
AND SEE THE MANAGER.

In a City restaurant: 
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK,
AND WEEKENDS TOO.

In a Calcutta Coffee House:
PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE
STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED
COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS

Friday, May 15, 2009

710???


This story is from a friend....

it goes,

Yesterday I was having some work done at the workshop. A woman came in and asked for a 'seven-hundred- ten'. 

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?" 

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." 

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !! 

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 
710 on this car?" 

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." 

Now go to the photo below to learn what a 
710 is..........



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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

LOOK AT THOSE FEET!!!

Ever thought of how Sereena and Amanda's feet look like? Check out this video.



I also got Donovan dancing. He's really a nice boy. The way he talks seems quite mature, but packed with lots of cuteness within ;)


Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Minesweeper - the movie

Did you know that minesweeper the movie is coming out? This popular windows game is going to be a hit!! My mum plays it over, and over again. (I think she still does play)

Anyway, Here's the trailer...



Lol... just jk, hope you had fun watching it.